FOLGENDE MICH.

Jun 03

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thisismyveritas:

Sometimes I marvel at the fact that a simple phrase like, “What? Pffft. Um yeah, of course I am wearing a condom” can bring a new life into this world. Nature sure is amazing.

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rubberducklett:

OMG I GET THE JOKE NOW

LMFAO!

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Jun 02

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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

• Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
• Brother: that's not fair
• Mom: DO AS I SAY.
• Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
• Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
• Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

myspacekween:

perfect.

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